

Ring of Fire
…and he went down down down…
If you’re reading this at breakfast you might want to save it for later or skip the next couple paragraphs.
It’s time to fess-up and admit that yesterday I had the worst case of diaper rash since I was 18 months old and if this is what I have to look forward to post eighty I’m understanding why they say old age ain’t for sissies. I called the mother of two good boys and she made some recommendations but stressed that I should “talk to the pharmacist”.
I’ve been extremely careful since day one about getting out of my gross road clothes as soon as possible and attention to personal hygiene has been exemplary (as usual). This thing came on like gangbusters at the end of yesterday’s ride to the point where I couldn’t even sit on the bike seat for the final ½ mile. There was no way I could ride today in that condition so I carefully followed the advice and smeared my (very firm) butt with hydrocortisone cream. It wasn’t pretty but I slept pretty well and this morning felt good enough to give it a test. I reapplied the cream at both SAG’s and probably should have changed shorts at the same time but I forgot to bring them with me so I crossed my fingers and figured I’d ride until the pain knocked me off the bike. Although I was aware of some minor discomfort it never flared like yesterday and (how do I say this)…the most recent visual confirms that the fire-engine red has muted to a much nicer “oakwood”.
I think I’m over the hump and I’m SO HAPPY. The only thing I can think of is that we did a laundry the other night and used one of those laundry sheets for the first time instead of standard detergent. Maybe my tender (but firm) butt reacted to something left on the fabric. As a precaution I’ve soaked and rinsed my shorts and obviously won’t use those things again.
BTW…thanks for your concern but save your home remedies. This is obviously common knowledge among all my riding “buddies” and I’ve heard them all from Fresh Lemon Scented Pledge to used tea bags to lighter fluid.
The last couple days of riding have really reminded me of riding at home. Many times I think that a particular stretch of road is just like a section in Sutton or Millbury. Much smaller farms than we’ve seen and handmade signs for “brown eggs”. Also noticing lots of matching mailboxes for the first time which is always a sign of true civilization. One thing that is different is some of the massive lawns. Huge swaths of green and today I saw what looked like a husband and wife on his and her lawn tractors enjoying their day-off mowing in matrimonial bliss.
Long days but great riding on generally quiet back roads. Drivers around here are much more like the ones back home…as in less patient!
My virtual rider today was my good buddy,
I’d forgotten that it’s the weekend and I know it’s hot back home but the weather is nice so I hope you’re all enjoying it as much as we are.
Thanks for reading!
Today’s ratings: (the higher the better or easier)
Scenery: 5
Road conditions: 4
Grunt factor: 4
Scott,
ReplyDeleteSkip the pharmacist! Find the nearest farmer and steal his Utter Balm.
Charlie
Oh my....this could lead to all sorts of interesting comments! I am dying to hear how lighter fluid is used to cure "diaper rash"... do you wipe it on, light a match, and - no, I can't go on....... wow. What a mental picture. Stay healthy, my friend.
ReplyDeleteScott
ReplyDeleteWhen my new born grandson had diaper rash and was prohibited from having cream applied, grandma reccommended fresh air and sunshine to clear it up. So his mother took him outside, uncovered the rash and exposed it to the sun. You might try that- and hope you don't end up in jail. Try explaining that behavior to a police officer!!! There's a picture none of needs in our heads!!!
Scott- Thanks for sharing!
ReplyDeleteLois- Sounds like an open invitation for everyone to check out Scott's (very firm) butt.